32 Ways to Irritate a Radio Host

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You’ve spent a great deal of time getting an actual interview on a radio program. But could some of your actions be not only preventing you from returning to the show, but also being known among other hosts as a guest to avoid? Here are 25 ways that guests can irritate a radio host.

Make sure none of these reflect your actions!

  1. Ask the host directly, “Have you read my book?” –especially while on the air.
  2. Don’t confirm the interview until 3 AM the morning of interview, on the host’s voice mail.
  3. Confuse time zones so that you are actually at the grocery store when the host calls you for the interview.
  4. Don’t return phone calls from the host or her assistant. Instead, just e-mail her. If she wants to hear your voice, she can look up your interviews on your web site.
  5. Turn down any opportunities to be on the show unless they are broadcast during prime time. Your time is important after all!
  6. Avoid sending any press information. If they want it, they could look it up on your website.
  7. Allow your dogs to lie on the floor of your office when you’re conducting the interview and talk baby talk to them during the commercial breaks.
  8. Insist on using a Bluetooth headset. The convenience is worth a little bit of buzz on the interview.
  9. Don’t worry about being home in time for the interview. You can always call from the side of the road on your cell phone.
  10. The odds of someone calling or ringing your doorbell are minor, so don’t waste time turning off call waiting or hanging up a sign on your front door.
  11. Instead of actually answering the questions the callers have, keep telling the listeners, “If you buy my book, you’ll find the answer to this question in there.”
  12. Name drop. Every time you have a story it involves someone who is famous.
  13. Speak about your topic as though anyone who doesn’t know the lingo is uninformed.
  14. When a caller is completely off topic, go ahead and cut them off and get back to the point you were trying to make.
  15. Interrupt the host. You are the guest after all!
  16. Mention your website over and over again. You want people to be able to find you later and the host doesn’t seem to be helping you out.
  17. Tell a story that is not appropriate for the audience, making some listeners change the station. They need a little controversy for more buzz.
  18. Badmouth a former guest from the show. Surely, the host thought the same thing, right?
  19. Just talk and talk and talk. It is a talk show, right?
  20. Break out into song. . . when you are not a singer. You just felt led to do so, so why not follow your intuition?
  21. Ignore the host’s guidance of the program. You are there to spice it up after all!
  22. Insist on telling a really good story even though it has no real purpose. People need to laugh.
  23. Make comments about the host’s personality, such as “You are always so perky, but let’s get real. . . most of us don’t live that way.”
  24. Don’t look up the web site of the show or listen to past guests. You want your interview to be fresh after all!
  25. Make your offers for listeners really complicated. For example, send the audience to three different websites depending on which book they want.
  26. Talk really, really fast. If listeners missed what you say, they will buy the book.
  27. If it’s a Christian show just throw in a lot of “Christian-ese” so you sound like you are spiritually deep.
  28. Throw in a curse word or two so people know you’re human
  29. Never say thank you, after all, you are doing the host a favor by being on her show!
  30. Have a long web address, such as http://freesite.com/books/buyitnow.com . If listeners don’t get it they could just call the radio host’s assistant later.
  31. When the interview is done, call the host immediately to ask “Why didn’t you mention my book more?”
  32. Send a quick email to the host afterwards that says, “Thanks tons, all good!”

Though some of these may sound like things you would never do, many of us have slipped up and done something along that spectrum just because we didn’t take the time to think about our actions before acting on them. Take the time to prepare, be humble, gracious, and informed so that you can be the best guest possible.

facebook profile small 100x100 32 Ways to Irritate a Radio HostLisa Copen is the founder of Rest Ministries, a national nonprofit Christian organization for people who live chronic illness or pain. Through her grassroots efforts in learning to market effectively on the Internet, her ministry which began 1996 with a small website has grown to reach millions of people and she enjoys sharing these steps with others through her website http://YouCanSellMoreBooks.com .

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Are Anthologies Worth My Time? And a Writing Opportunity

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I recently received notification of an opportunity for Christian authors to submit their stories (see below) to what will eventually be a series of 12 books! It is a great chance to have your story on prayer heard.

If you are an author, you may wonder why you would want to spend the time submitting to anthologies where you are just a contributor? I’ve been in a few (I’ve posted a couple of the covers) and have found it fun to be a part of the books!

In my book 50 Creative Sales Tips So You Can Sell More Books I explain the perks.

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Some of them are:

  • You are able to put the anthology book on your web site and list yourself as a contributor.
  • Anthologies are a great way to see how a book is formed and how the compilers work with the contributors to gain media attention. They will likely supply you with promotional and media materials, and you are able to do book signings, radio interviews, and many things you would do as if the book was your own.
  • You become a part of a very large community of peers with amazing resumes. Many of these people have been published hundreds of times. They write for magazines, know publishers, editors, publicists, and reporters and have a large network available for you to learn from. Since the evolution of social media networks like Facebook and Linked In, there’s never been a better time to “make friends” with people in the business and gain contacts with ease.
  • Compilers of anthologies often need and want the contributors to be involved. You may have the opportunity to do a virtual blog tour, book signings, and even appearances at major book industry shows. They will help you organize your efforts in contacting local newspapers, and basically offer anything they can to assist you in helping them market the book. All of this can help you build a worthy set of relationships your network of friends in the business and make it easier for you to get past media gatekeepers. If you call a reporter or staff writer and introduce yourself as a contributor to the newest Chicken Soup for the Soul book, you will be more likely to gain their interest than with your basic credentials.

Here is the writing opportunity I mentioned above! Best of wishes!

Dear Writer, I’d like to invite you to be part of an exciting new series that Guideposts is sponsoring: The Incredible Power of Prayer. You may have contributed to one or more of my story volumes in A Cup of Comfort, Life Savors, or Love is a Verb. Great! I’d love to hear from you whether you’re a previous associate or have not yet submitted anything to my projects.

Prayer is the heartbeat of the Christian life and is an amazing gift from God to us. A prayer in faith can spur God’s heart to “move mountains” on our behalf. The incredible power of prayer can accomplish miracles that go far beyond anything we humans can accomplish on our own.

Guideposts reaches millions of Americans with their upbeat message of God empowering us. And now, Guideposts is launching a series of 12 books on various aspects of prayer and how people from every walk of life have been transformed through God’s responses. These books will be mailed monthly as part of a book club promotion, and will be exclusive to this readership. I am now collecting submissions for the first three books in the series and would welcome as many stories as you wish to submit.

The first volume is Praying from the Heart and covers God answering our deeply felt prayers of great passion, sincerity, and trust. These prayers may be repentant, express deep gratitude, or describe desperate cries that lay bare a person’s deepest needs.

The second volume, The Healing Touch, deals with stories about prayers that lead to physical, spiritual, relational, or emotional healing. They may involve relationships that don’t resolve perfectly, but bring a closer relationship with God and a new sense of purpose and greater ability.

The third volume, Expecting Miracles, includes personal experience stories about audacious prayers with powerful answers. This is where the need is great and God responds extraordinarily.

The answers don’t need to be purely supernatural; God can work in mysterious ways using all kinds of means. Submissions can be up to 2000 words. Each story should have a creative title, an attention-grabbing lead, main body explaining a conflict or challenge, and a resolution. These need to be descriptive and compelling personal experience stories—not simply testimonies.

We prefer original stories but you may also submit previously published stories. The payment is $25 for stories under 1000 words, and $50 for longer stories. You may retain the rights to publish the stories in magazines and books with smaller distribution sources. We are accepting manuscripts from now until at least June 15 for the first three volumes. We’ll announce the finalists for the first volume around October 15.

Please include on each manuscript—not in headers or simply in the e-mail—your name, contact information (address, phone, e-mail, rights offered) and a bio of up to 30 words. Please attach to the e-mail rather than pasting text in the body. Please direct all inquiries and manuscript submissions to my colleague, Jeanette Littleton at IncrediblePrayers@earthlink.net.

And please feel free to let others know about this project. If this e-mail has been forwarded to you, and you can’t submit to this call, but would like to be notified about other editorial needs as they arise, please send us your e-mail address and we’ll add you to our notification list (we do not sell or distribute these e-mail addresses).

Blessings to you and yours,
Jim James Stuart Bell
Compiler, Guideposts Prayer series

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